Weekend in review
Let me preface this with FUCK YOU MONDAY. My phone, computer, and cable box all manage the time change for me without fail. I however am FAIL and forgot to change my alarm clock. I woke up this morning at what I thought was 635am thinking I was early when it actually was 735. It’s dark outside, raining, and annoying. My legs, neck, and back are all killing me from my dancing excursions of Friday.
The dodgeball party was a shitshow of fun like I expected it to be. I was then dragged off to some other parties or so I am told. I probably owe some people apologies….[insert apology here]. Apparently I gave the bouncer my phone number, was dancing with some fat dude, and took my friends to the anniversary party 2 hours too early. (hence it being empty)
I woke up on my sofa Saturday morning, got up to go see if my roommate was home. She wasnt in her room and as I pass mine I notice there is a girl in my bed. Bewildered I think “why is my roommate in my bed?” It’s Mo. Waking up to a girl in your bed is a new one for me. After her and I recapped the evening, looked for her phone, and downed gatorade it was business as usual. By usual I mean cracking up a beer at 2pm. I had a looming date at 9 and was tired, hungover, and getting drunk again. I did not feel like trying to be charming. I pulled it together and met up with dude. We went to see Jim Jefferies tape his HBO special which was rad. Stopped in a West Village bar to see a friend, off to Karaoke of course, and then to the SNL party. My friend Jr and I hit up the sandwich bar, Nudawn was loud, and I ended up staying out till 12 chatting with my ex.
Sunday was only about a 6 hour day for me as I woke at 7pm and was sleeping by 1am. Weird weekend.
