IgnOBlIsS

I'm laid back and neurotic a hell - I'm one of those people that laughs at funerals, throw stones at weddings and cries at puppies... I see the world in a cartoon form and laugh in the face of ugly. Don't let my soft side fool you- I have a mouth of me that could make a truck driver cream his jeans.

Texting fail

  • Sister: I think I've sprained my ankle
  • Me: Were you running for something?
  • Sister: No...
  • Me: Are you wearing heels
  • Sister: I'm in flats
  • Me: How the hell did you sprain your ankle?
  • Sister: Blackberrys are dangerous